Adventure of a Lifetime! Here's a thought . . . . If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, try this: A. Go to Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraq or Iran illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law,
or any of that nonsense. Demand a free house, benefits and food.
B. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family. C. Demand that all nurses and doctors be fluent in English, and that all food be cooked according to your
specifications in the hospital.
D. Demand free local government forms, bulletins, etc. be printed in English. E. Procreate abundantly. F. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive Behaviour with, 'It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand.' G. Keep your original identity strong. Fly your home country's national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display
it in your front window, or on your car bumper.
except in the: UK, US, Canada or Australia.