Sunday, 3 February 2013

 Adventure of a Lifetime!
Here's a thought . . . . If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, try this:
A. Go to Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraq  or Iran illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, 
or any of that nonsense. Demand a free house, benefits and food.
B. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.
C. Demand that all nurses and doctors be fluent in English, and that all food be cooked according to your
specifications in the hospital.
D. Demand free local government forms, bulletins, etc. be printed in English.
E. Procreate abundantly.
F. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible 
reproductive Behaviour with, 'It is a cultural thing; you 
wouldn't understand.'
G. Keep your original identity strong. Fly your home country's national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display 
it in your front window, or on your car bumper.
H. Speak only English at home and in public, and make sure that your children do likewise. I. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system. J. Demand a local country driving license or national insurance number equivalent K. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq L. Drive around with no car tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws. M. Insist that the Police teach English to all its officers. N. Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-white, non-Christians, and the government that let you in. Good luck! You'll soon be dead. It would never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraq or Iran (or any other country in the world for that matter) 
except in the: UK, US, Canada or Australia.

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