Monday, 1 April 2013

 A brilliant social analogy for the UK!... The Bird Feeder

I bought a bird feeder.. 
I hung it on my patio and 
Filled it lovingly with seed... 
It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder.

Within a week we had hundreds 
of birds taking advantage of the
Continuous flow of free and
easily accessible food.

But then the birds started
building nests in the boards
of the patio, above the table, 

and next to the barbecue..
Then came the bird shit.  
It was everywhere; 
on the patio tiles,
the chairs, the table ....
Then some of the birds turned mean. 
They would dive bomb me and try to
peck me even though I had
fed them out of my own pocket.

And other birds were
boisterous and loud.
They sat on the feeder and
squawked and screamed at
all hours of the day and night
and demanded that I fill it
when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even
sit on my own back porch
So I took down the bird feeder 
and in three days the birds were gone. 
I cleaned up their mess and took down
the many nests they had built
all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like
it used to be ... quiet, serene
and no one demanding their
rights to a free meal... 

Now let's see ........
our government gives out
free food, subsidised housing,
free medical care, and free
education and allows anyone
born here to be an automatic

Then the illegals came by
the millions.  Suddenly
our taxes went up to pay for the
free services; 
small flats are housing 5 or 
more families; 
you have to wait 6 hours to be seen
by a doctor in an emergency surgery
because it is filled with illegal non tax payers;
your child's year 12 class is
behind other schools because
over half the class doesn't speak

Corn Flakes now come in a
bilingual box; I have to
'press one' to hear my bank
talk to me in English, and
people waving flags other
than 'The Union Jack' are
squawking and screaming 

in the streets, demanding
more rights and free liberties.

Its just my opinion but:
maybe, just maybe,
it's time for the government
to take down the damn bird feeder. 

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